In the beginning

I have chosen the theme “Contempt” for this blog, as this is the opinion most have of Africa. For those of you who do not like it, kindly leave a message for me and I shall have my Minister of Inland Security, Mr Sebenza Whataboy Ditlopo contact you and arrange for a meeting, as it were.

Depending on your willingness to accept that which you can not change, please bring along a change of underwear, alternatively a change of clothing, or all money and/or jewelery in your possession (including that which you may or may not have a claim to in the future, by what ever means whatsoever).

Please bear in  mind that Mr Sebenza Whataboy Ditlopo may be a reasonable man, if the price is right. I am sure you understand.

Please also do not leave any anonymous correspondence. Mr Ditlopo does not like to trace. And he will if the need so arises.

Thats all for now.

Thank you.

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