I have chosen the theme “Contempt” for this blog, as this is the opinion most have of Africa. For those of you who do not like it, kindly leave a message for me and I shall have my Minister of Inland Security, Mr Sebenza Whataboy Ditlopo contact you and arrange for a meeting, as it were.
Depending on your willingness to accept that which you can not change, please bring along a change of underwear, alternatively a change of clothing, or all money and/or jewelery in your possession (including that which you may or may not have a claim to in the future, by what ever means whatsoever).
Please bear in mind that Mr Sebenza Whataboy Ditlopo may be a reasonable man, if the price is right. I am sure you understand.
Please also do not leave any anonymous correspondence. Mr Ditlopo does not like to trace. And he will if the need so arises.
Thats all for now.