This could be good news.
Sources close to sources who should know better have advised me that Toyota (Japan) has begun a recall of certain Toyota Motor vehicles due to certain manufacturing problems.
Something about accelerators getting stuck.
All the better for me, then.
So, I have decided to extend Toyota’s recall (A sort of international assistance as it were), to all things Toyota, driven specifically by supporters of the neo-post colonialists and other such like rebels. (Including, but not limited to my mother-in-law’s Toyota Camry – good riddance).
In the event that my own Toyota armoured vehicle (custom made) should find itself sans the ability to stop, I decided to trade it in (as it were) for a state of the art Lexus. That is until my Minister of Inland Security gave a polite cough.
Five points for him then.
So I have decided to go for something that stops through its own lack of inertia.
Bit of a bitch in traffic though.