Now, I am a firm believer, an advocate if you will, of corporal punishment.
Why, you ask?
Well, I believe that a good beating refreshes the mind, provides clarity of thought, jogs the memory and for the smacker, it provides the satisfaction of a job well done!
Understand, however, that I am not advocating random beatings. No! Rather I am a believer in sustained and regular spanking of those simple folk who refuse to toe the party line, those who refuse to “understand” and agree.
Of course, this could range from a mere smack to the back of the head to water boarding, as it were. It is, at the end of the day, up to the hand delivering the punishment to decide on the form and duration. (Another advantage of corporal punishment is that it allows one to be creative in one’s actions).
As the saying goes, spare the rod and spoil your dictatorship.