In the light of Pravin Gordhan’s latest little money talk and given that next year is an election year, I have decided to heed his advice and do a few cut-backs myself.
Financially speaking of course.
So henceforth, as it were, all deliveries made to Nkandla (that bastion of freedom) containing purchases etc made at tax payers expense, shall be made to the gate and no longer to the front door.
The reason being is that the drive to the front door is long and thus a waste of petrol and tax payers’ hard earned cash.
So, there it is, Mr Gordhan, my bit for the financial stability of this country.
Please don’t ask more of me!