Simple.
I got lost on the Road to Mangaung.
With all the changes to street names, I ended up in some place in the North Western Cape, alone and looking for a friendly place to lay my weary political head, as it where (and I do not refer to “the spear” here).
I have now finally made it back to some place that has a cell phone tower and will heading back out of the political wilderness.
Fools!