Toyota Rebel Recall

 

This could be good news.

Sources close to sources who should know better have advised me that Toyota (Japan) has begun a recall of certain Toyota Motor vehicles due to certain manufacturing problems.

Something about accelerators getting stuck.

Can't stop, can't stop this thing. Silas, WTF we can't stop, Oh Gaaawd, we're all gonna die. I don't wanna die yet Silas

All the better for me, then.

So, I have decided to extend Toyota’s recall (A sort of international assistance as it were), to all things Toyota, driven specifically by supporters of the neo-post colonialists and other such like rebels. (Including, but not limited to my mother-in-law’s Toyota Camry – good riddance).

In the event that my own Toyota armoured vehicle (custom made) should find itself sans the ability to stop, I decided to trade it in (as it were) for a state of the art Lexus. That is until my Minister of Inland Security gave a polite cough.

Five points for him then.

So I have decided to go for something that stops through its own lack of inertia.

 Bit of a bitch in traffic though.

See any parking, James. Preferably right outside the palace, old boy!